Friday, 22 September 2017

Autumn horoscopes.

Here are your stars for this season, you unique beings.

Libra
23rd September - 23rd October
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Scorpio
24th October - 22nd November
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Sagittarius
23rd November - 21st December
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Capricorn
22nd December - 20th January
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Aquarius
21st January - 18th February
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Pisces
19th February - 20th March
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Aries
21st March - 20th April
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Taurus
21st April - 21st May
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Gemini
22nd May - 21st June
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Cancer
22nd June - 22nd July
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Leo
23rd July - 23rd August
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Virgo
24th August - 22nd September
Something mundane that
could be interpreted in several
ways will happen to you this season.
Your stars are always bang on.

Saturday, 2 September 2017

More please.

Just had a three season marathon of Better Call Saul.

I'm late once more to the party.


I like it more than Breaking Bad. *

Is that OK?


I like these promos.


* I fucking loved Breaking Bad.

Saturday, 29 July 2017

So fucking good.

Finally managed to see Mike Leigh's 'Abigail's Party'.

I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Anyone for Demis Roussos?

Just buy this box set - it also has 'Nuts in May' in it. Which is also fantastic.


Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Summer Horoscopes.

Prepare yourself for summer. Read your stars.

Cancer
22nd June - 22nd July
Ensure that you have bought
enough compost for the job.

Leo
23rd July - 23rd August
You can't win the pony raffle
if you don't buy a ticket.

Virgo
24th August - 22nd September
Dance like nobody is watching
and you're on fire.

Libra
23rd September - 23rd October
Do you smell something weird?
It is you.

Scorpio
24th October - 22nd November
Get your flans out and
take them to the county fair.

Sagittarius
23rd November - 21st December
Give each of your fingers a name.

Capricorn
22nd December - 20th January
Get yourself one of Dr. Amp's
gold shit-digging shovels.

Aquarius
21st January - 18th February
If you wish hard enough it will happen.
If it doesn't it's probably because
you didn't wish hard enough.

Pisces
19th February - 20th March
Lemsip will help.

Aries
21st March - 20th April
Watch some Saved by the Bell
on YouTube.

Taurus
21st April - 21st May
Rub maple syrup on it.

Gemini
22nd May - 21st June
There is a ghost in your shed.

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Nightwave Plaza.

I have been even more lazy than usual as of late.

One of the best soundtracks to my laziness is Nightwave Plaza.

Give it a listen.

You might like it. I think it makes boring rubbish seem more movie-like.

You might not like it. Whatever.

They have an app now. If that's your thing. With cool backgrounds.

My favourite background so far. Goan Daria.