I love Dickies.

 Honestly, who doesn't? Pick this beast up here.

Tell Salt your feelings.

Jaeger bomb.

Jaeger trousers. Silk-linen mix. Classy AF. Get to the shop.

I want to eat this outfit. Tell Salt your views.

The adverts.

Everlast.

Classic Everlast sweatshirt on the depop shop today. Men's size large.

A thing of beauty. A joy forever more. No?

Kids' department.

Are you tiny? Want a cool jacket? Head to the shop and pick up this bad boy.

You like? You hate? Do tell.

Perfect pants.

Salt is fucked off. Salt wanted these trousers. But they don't fit. If you're a 12-14 head to the shop and you could be the lucky owner.

In Salt's dreams:

Sigh.

Shite pun alert: check mate.

Need a frock for a job interview? Or for walking the grounds of your country estate? Or perhaps just for day-to-day errands while partaking in this oh-so-now "heritage" carry on? Head to the Depop shop and pick up this one. Just make sure you're a size 14.

This is what Salt would team it with.

Love me a monk buckle.

Also love the phrase "monk buckle".

Musical interlude.

Who doesn't love corduroy? (Rhetorical.)

Cord skirt. Surely can't go wrong, eh? (Rhetorical again.)

Here's a styling idea from Salt.

Size S Zara Basic black cord skirt up for sale on Depop today. How would you style it? (Not rhetorical.)

Dad gansey.

Get cosy in a knitted jumper. Made in England. Machine washable. What more could you want. Head to the Depop shop for a look.

How Salt would style:

Leather leggings, patent pumps and a wet dream bag.

Tell Salt how you'd style a winter knit.

Keep it casual.

Timberland classic 6 inch boots. US size 7/UK 5. If they were my size I'd have kept them. You can get them on the Depop shop.

How to style:

Back up dancers optional.

Tell me how you'd wear them.

Laura Ashley goodness.

The first item is up for sale on the Salt Flesh Depop shop - a navy blue velvet Laura Ashley midi dress with double-breasted button detail, size UK 18. What a beauty.

Here's how Salt would style it. Heeled hikers, cream roll neck, wide brim hat, cosy socks and a second hand Speedy. Salt isn't in the financial position to buy new Speedies.

How would you style it? Please tell Salt.

Candy.

This stuff is starting now.