Black velvet if you please. I couldn't think of a more original title. I'm sorry.

Get yourself these black velvet jeans from the Salty Shop.

Tuck them into some knee-high boots. I don't care if it's summer.

The adverts.

So good. May be due a rewatch shortly.

Formal Converse.

Need the most versatile pair of shoes in the world (in a UK size 8)? Get to the shop now.

What would Salt style these with?

Casual. Formal. Otherwise nude. These shoes can do it all.