Musical interlude

Angela likes Demis Roussos.

Tony like Demis Roussos.

I like Demis Roussos.

Sue would like to hear Demis Roussos.

So do you think we could have Demis Roussos on?

I learned a new word. Cottagecore.

 I'm very late to the party. This dress may or may not be cottagecore. I think it could be. Anyway it's up for sale in the shop. More 90s goodness. Style how you please. But here's some inspo.

You're welcome.

The tighter the better.

Disco pants. Your wardrobe is incomplete without a pair. If you can squeeze into a medium from H&M head on over to the shop.

But how to style? Silly question.

Bags.

OK. So it's not a Burberry. But it's still pretty shit hot. Get it now in the shop.

Supermodels may or may not approve. But Old Salty certainly does.

Black velvet if you please. I couldn't think of a more original title. I'm sorry.

Get yourself these black velvet jeans from the Salty Shop.

Tuck them into some knee-high boots. I don't care if it's summer.

The adverts.

So good. May be due a rewatch shortly.

Formal Converse.

Need the most versatile pair of shoes in the world (in a UK size 8)? Get to the shop now.

What would Salt style these with?

Casual. Formal. Otherwise nude. These shoes can do it all.

Throw it on.

A polka-dot frock. Ideally styled with 90s goodness.

Maybe leave the bindi. Unless it's culturally applicable to you. Then go for it. But do try and find a guitarist.

Get it in the shop.

Perfection. With added glitter.

A genuine '90s mini backpack. Cher Horowitz knows what's what.

Get it here. Wear it like Cher. Make Old Salty happy.

theBOMB.com

An stunning sequinned bomber up for sale today on the depop shop today.

How would Salty wear?

Like that.

No bag. Phone and cash in pockets. Dance dance.

Musical interlude.

A new album from Clarence dropped earlier this month. 

If you're unfamiliar with this artiste check his back catalogue on Spotify.

In particular "Strokin'" and "Dr. CC".

He will blow your mind.

Aviators oot.

Genuine suede bomber jacket up on the shop today.

Style-wise, Old Salty would just seventies the shit out of it:

Frye. Harness. Boots.

A pair of nearly new Frye harness boots for sale in the Salt Flesh shop.

How to style: ask Miley.

I love Dickies.

 Honestly, who doesn't? Pick this beast up here.

Tell Salt your feelings.

Jaeger bomb.

Jaeger trousers. Silk-linen mix. Classy AF. Get to the shop.

I want to eat this outfit. Tell Salt your views.

The adverts.

Everlast.

Classic Everlast sweatshirt on the depop shop today. Men's size large.

A thing of beauty. A joy forever more. No?

Kids' department.

Are you tiny? Want a cool jacket? Head to the shop and pick up this bad boy.

You like? You hate? Do tell.

Perfect pants.

Salt is fucked off. Salt wanted these trousers. But they don't fit. If you're a 12-14 head to the shop and you could be the lucky owner.

In Salt's dreams:

Sigh.

Shite pun alert: check mate.

Need a frock for a job interview? Or for walking the grounds of your country estate? Or perhaps just for day-to-day errands while partaking in this oh-so-now "heritage" carry on? Head to the Depop shop and pick up this one. Just make sure you're a size 14.

This is what Salt would team it with.

Love me a monk buckle.

Also love the phrase "monk buckle".