I love Dickies.

 Honestly, who doesn't? Pick this beast up here.

Tell Salt your feelings.

Jaeger bomb.

Jaeger trousers. Silk-linen mix. Classy AF. Get to the shop.

I want to eat this outfit. Tell Salt your views.

The adverts.

Everlast.

Classic Everlast sweatshirt on the depop shop today. Men's size large.

A thing of beauty. A joy forever more. No?

Kids' department.

Are you tiny? Want a cool jacket? Head to the shop and pick up this bad boy.

You like? You hate? Do tell.

Perfect pants.

Salt is fucked off. Salt wanted these trousers. But they don't fit. If you're a 12-14 head to the shop and you could be the lucky owner.

In Salt's dreams:

Sigh.

Shite pun alert: check mate.

Need a frock for a job interview? Or for walking the grounds of your country estate? Or perhaps just for day-to-day errands while partaking in this oh-so-now "heritage" carry on? Head to the Depop shop and pick up this one. Just make sure you're a size 14.

This is what Salt would team it with.

Love me a monk buckle.

Also love the phrase "monk buckle".