Bags.

OK. So it's not a Burberry. But it's still pretty shit hot. Get it now in the shop.

Supermodels may or may not approve. But Old Salty certainly does.

Black velvet if you please. I couldn't think of a more original title. I'm sorry.

Get yourself these black velvet jeans from the Salty Shop.

Tuck them into some knee-high boots. I don't care if it's summer.

The adverts.

So good. May be due a rewatch shortly.

Formal Converse.

Need the most versatile pair of shoes in the world (in a UK size 8)? Get to the shop now.

What would Salt style these with?

Casual. Formal. Otherwise nude. These shoes can do it all.

Throw it on.

A polka-dot frock. Ideally styled with 90s goodness.

Maybe leave the bindi. Unless it's culturally applicable to you. Then go for it. But do try and find a guitarist.

Get it in the shop.

Perfection. With added glitter.

A genuine '90s mini backpack. Cher Horowitz knows what's what.

Get it here. Wear it like Cher. Make Old Salty happy.

theBOMB.com

An stunning sequinned bomber up for sale today on the depop shop today.

How would Salty wear?

Like that.

No bag. Phone and cash in pockets. Dance dance.